Photo fun

James says:
I really want to wee, but I also really want to hear this album to its conclusion.
James says:
Only 7:30 left!
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Why can't you just urinate yourself?
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Who's going to care?
James says:
No-one's in...
James says:
That said, these are the trousers I like to wear all the time for months without washing.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Are you going to let a bit or a lot of urine stop you?
James says:
Probably not. I don't know. I might get my penis out and piss on the floor.
James says:
I'll be moving out of here soon, anyway.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
That's a perfect exscuse to make some enemies
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Like, just before you leave, post a picture of you holding a ray gun.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
With the caption "Never forget me"
James says:
Hahaha. An actual ray gun? I don't have one. Or is that your pet name for my penis?
Maximo Nazi Park says:
No, badly impose one on a picture of you in paint or something
James says:
Haha. Excellent.
James says:
Would I be pointing it at them?
Maximo Nazi Park says:
No no. Just holding it in an authorative manner. Like Hitler might have.
James says:
Oh right.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I'm in the mood to gun you up now.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I will.
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James says:
I'm doing one. It will be better.
James says:
"Ian is good"?
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I am good
James says:
Oh ... right.
James says:
Big!
James says:
Potato becomes ray gun.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Don't they always?
James says:
Yes. They don't.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I've imrpoved it.
Maximo Nazi Park sends:

James says:
Did something very tall do a long shit on me?
James says:
And did I slit my wrists only to find I have oil for blood?
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Haha, yes. More or less.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I just liked the idea that your blood came out as a black substance
James says:
More or less? What are the details?
James says:
Hahaha.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I also put on the spots you clearly photoshopped out

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James sends:

James says:
I fixed it.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Hahahaha!
Maximo Nazi Park says:
That's fantastic. The hair and the expression are very Hitler-esque
James says:
Yes. I'm quite good at having a Hitlery side-parting.
James says:
I might actually print this out big and craply and stick it inside my wardrobe or something (I doubt they'll check in there before the next people move in. They didn't get the beermat someone left on top of it last year).
Maximo Nazi Park says:
That would be really great. It's a shame you'd never see their reaction but yeah
James says:
Haha. I could set up hidden cameras ... no I couldn't.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Yes! Yes you could! Stop limiting your extreme creepyness!
James says:
But it may well be illegal!
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Look at that picture
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Does that look like a man who cares if something is illegal or not?
James sends:

Maximo Nazi Park says:
Yes, that is nicely creepy
Maximo Nazi Park says:
But the other one was just scary.
James says:
Yes. I like them both. I like the latter for its absolutely terrible framing.
James says:
I admittedly balanced it out a bit with the massive text (which seems nicely mental), but still. It was like that because I put my camera on a high shelf.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I'm making a decision right now
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I'm buying my digital camera next Thursday.
James says:
Leave your current husband for the man of your dreams?
James says:
Ooh. So you can be creepy too?
James says:
I like the 'I used to live here' in the second picture. It seems a bit stalkery.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I'm annoyed because ever since I've thought about having one, I've constantly had ideas or seen things I wanted to photograph and I'm getting desperate and Thursday will give me time to collect rewards.
James says:
Hahaha, yes.
James says:
Because it has to be on automatic, all my self-portraits are really out-of-focus, but I think that helps with the creepy/scary pictures.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Yes it does
Maximo Nazi Park says:
I showed someone the 'our glorious leader' one and they said-
Maximo Nazi Park says:
"You can imagine that picture in thew Newspapers after he went on a killing spree."
Maximo Nazi Park says:
It's not very amusing but at least you know it's working!
James says:
HAHAHA!
James says:
Yeah.
James says:
That's actually a nice coincidence.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
"i bet he commits murder within 10 years."
James sends:

James says:
This one looks like the type of picture someone would take before (or possibly after) going on a mad killing spree, then killing himself (obviously that would happen after the photo-taking).
Maximo Nazi Park says:
Yes. It does look strangely eerie
James says:
Note the file name.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
The out of focus does it
James says:
Yes. And it's a bit blurry because it was quite zoomed in.
James says:
And it's dark because I couldn't get the right combination of exposure and flash.
Maximo Nazi Park says:
See, I've got a suit and I want to put it on, then wet my hair right back over my head and I look really scary
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