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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Something I forgot to mention

  As a graduation present from my mum I got a pocketwatch. That’s unbelievably cool. Now I just need a bowler hat, and, when I’m seriously rich, a tweed suit. Then none shall stand before me; my rule shall be absolute. Cower, peons, for it is only a matter of time.

  Ooh, someone searching for ‘cocaine is good’ found this blog! Hurrah! The fact that they almost certainly will have left immediately doesn’t detract from the pleasure I derive from this knowledge. A quick check confirms that I come right after the top entry (The Good Drugs Guide) on Google.

[The above obviously refers to my MSN Spaces blog.]

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice theories on bab ies lol

19/7/05 15:31  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think ure abit wierd and u need 2 see sum1 bout ure views on babies and cocaine but besides that good space feel free 2 reply on my space http://spaces.msn.com/members/jxoxrxdxaxn2005/

19/7/05 15:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he he he. i haven't laughed so much at the sight of a glowing cat since i caught mine furiously scrabbling at the inner door of the microwave. ha ha, i'll always remember the smell of the smoke that bellowed from her smouldering cavities.

19/7/05 15:51  
Blogger James said...

I can’t remember if I’ve ever mentioned this in the blog, but one of my cats has a predilection for attacking a particular rug. After one such confrontation, I found a clump of his fur on the floor. The rug itself escaped unharmed. From this we can conclude that my cat lost a fight with an inanimate object. This is why cats are great. Jordan, I can’t reply on your space because ‘The space you are trying to view may not exist or access to it may be restricted’. I certainly would have had a look; if you're going to invite people to your blog, surely one of the first things to do is ensure that it is both existent and public.

19/7/05 19:49  

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