All is Vanity

  I would add to this thing, only I have neither reason nor inclination. Also I find the very concept quite suspect, as I've said before. Rest assured that all you're missing is the usual staleness.

  Oh, actually, I do have an announcement. My friend Daniel Talbot and I are The Wrong Treatment, and we make horrible sounds for partially comedic and entirely self-indulgent purposes. We've assembled two releases: a festive EP and an album which, whilst theoretically not bound to any season, has a greater number of Christmas-themed tracks than would statistically be expected. Both are available from Archive.org, and I present them to you now:

Christmas: The Definitive Collection
We're So Sorry

  Yes, it is meant to sound like that. Now fuck off so I can get back to whatever it is I've been doing all this time.