Observe as I fritter bandwidth away

  Do you ever feel like no-one else in the world can properly close a box of cereal?

We’re all awful, including myself

  Yes, I know I’m a fucking hypocrite.

  Other news: I wish people would stop taking an interest in my life. I think the next time someone asks me what it’s like to have finished university I’ll shout in their face and walk off. Jesus. I know they’re just trying to be nice, but I’d rather they didn’t. It’s not like anything other than itself. Finishing university is like having finished university. That’s it. No great fucking insight into my inner being. I just don’t attend a particular educational establishment any more. Now stop talking to me, I’d rather go mine-clearing with my feet than converse with you. Good day.