The best email ever

  I just checked my old email address for the first time in weeks, and I discovered the greatest email I’ve ever received. The content of the email is pretty good, but just look at who it’s from! Forgo V. Eagle. That has to be the best name I’ve heard this year. Forgo V. Eagle. That’s just fantastic. Seriously. I want to be Forgo V. Eagle.

  As I said, this email address is now largely defunct, so please feel free to spam it. It’d be a waste of time, but if you’re the type of person who wants to abuse someone via email, I’d rather you spent your time on something harmless like this.